Once upon a time, there was a Queen, and a King, and a castle, and a kingdom. And then, one day, there was a child. And then, many years later, there was a Prince. The only problem was that everyone thought he was a Princess.
I always have trouble with those “would you and your favorite fictional character get along” questions honestly just because of a straight up lack of imagination on my part. Even if we lived in the same universe I can’t imagine why we’d be talking to each other. I work in marketing
Watch this to learn how to put down toxic masculinity and internalized misogyny. As with “the kids these days are terrible” beginning circa prehistory (thanks Plato) this points to “men aren’t masculine anymore” and tracks it backward.
I keep saying nothing ever changes to those who know history.
DAMN
I’m reblogging this both for the excellent commentary and for the JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS T-SHIRT??? SIR WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
can’t believe there are people saying cecil isn’t a real tumblr sexyman when he was AT DASHON and the guy who made she-ra had to sleep on the welcome to night vale team’s hotel room couch because they all got scammed
liberals are doing thousands of sex change surgeries on each other every day. going back and forth. the average liberal has had 27 penieses and 27 vagines
“Evil corporate mascot Mickey Mouse” is such a boring and unfunny take imo. Why direct frustration and anger at Disney towards a literal cartoon character instead of the actual people in charge?
“Fed up toon icon Mickey Mouse who hates current Disney more than anyone else?” Much more funny and accurate to Mickey’s character. Actively turns Disney’s own mascot, and one of their most well-known and beloved characters, against them. Mickey Mouse says that pirating and buying fanmade merch is always morally okay. He’s counting the seconds until he finally escapes into the public domain.
Mickey when the Disney police find him (It’s his 3rd escape attempt this week)
have you tried to use youtube without an adblocker recently? i guarantee you’ll be leaving bombs and spraying question marks around the city like the riddler
